Check out some of my new Birthday greeting cards available this Summer! You can find them wherever Recycled Paper Greetings Cards are sold or at independent retailers nationwide.
Here they are if you’d like a giggle!
And have an amazing birthday!
*Please note: this refers to your actual age, not just the one you tell everyone.
And enjoy your special day!
*Please note: this may result in embarrassing videos of you on the Internet.
And may all your birthday wishes come true.
*Please note: especially if your heart it telling you to share your birthday cake with me.
*Please note: Yes, this card was absolutely meant to gain brownie points that will be cashed in at a later date.
And have a Happy Birthday!
Please note: I don’t mean this literally.
You totally deserve it! Happy Birthday!
*Please note: if this involves ditching kids, husbands and/or pets, you have permission to do so.
So relax and enjoy! Happy Birthday!
*Please note: tomorrow will be about everyone else again so please take a moment to realize the gravity of this statement.
I’m glad you were born!
*Please note: otherwise I’d have to come up with another good excuse to eat cake today.
And may all your birthday wishes come true!
*Please note: you can also celebrate tomorrow and the next day if you want – in fact, why don’t you just take the whole week for yourself.