Over the weekend, my four-year-old had a Stewie from Family Guy moment:
“Mom Mom Mom Mom!”
Naturally, I gave him a taste of his own medicine and repeated his name over and over again.
His clever response?
“Mom. You’re wasting my time.”
We’d like to present a new section of the blog: Toddler Wisdom!
Our oldest son will be four this Spring. Like most clever little boys his age, he says whatever is on his mind (and takes things very literally). Since he’s not as interested in sitting in small spaces or letting us gel his hair like his baby brother, we thought his wit deserved its own section.
“Dad, why do the dinosaurs smell so bad?”
Dad: “What do you mean?”
“Well, they’re ‘estinked!”